religious art of the italian peninsula for the past 1000 years: This our holiest of all saints, who is the purest and holiest of all mortals and who never had sex or a horny thought not even once in her entire life. This is a gilded painting of an angel appearing to her to inform her that she will have a child without ever having sex because she is so pure, holy and sacred. religious art of the italian peninsula 2500 years ago: Hello renown fine vase and pottery artist? I would like to commission a grand dinner plate, depicting a nubile girl getting fucked by a swan.
Religious art of the Italian peninsula for the past 500 years: Okay so there’s this saint. But get this: he’s, like, totally dying. He is in horrible agony after being penetrated deep and hard by these arrows. Did I mention he’s naked? Yeah he’s naked. And ripped as hell. To show how tragic and beautiful his death was of course. The abs totally represent his martyrdom. Just look at how painful it must be to experience this little death, how he finally experiences true euphoria when God appears to him, look at his divine punishment,,, can you put more detail on his dick? Yeah make his dick more detailed.
You raise an excellent point.
religious art of the Italian peninsula for the past 500 years, continued:
Oh so you don’t want to look at these because the muscles don’t do it for you? okay so here’s this other saint and she’s a pretty hot lady and she has been visited by the overwhelming pleasure of holy knowledge. here’s an angel standing above her wielding his holy spear while she writhes in ecstasy on her back. Look at how wonderful the chosen holiness is, look at how overcome with fervor she is. Yeah. Can you make her look more disheveled? Make her pant a little. Maybe open her mouth some. yeah. maybe make that spear just a lil thicker and fatter. yeah.
okay so I sure opened a can of horny worms first thing in the morning today
So it turns out the windows 11 ‘shut down’ button no longer shuts down the computer entirely. I know this because task manager snitched on the runtime. So I shut it down and turn the main switch off and guess what happened on the next boot. American Megatrends. How the hell does windows 11 even manage to fuck up shutting down
Apparently it fucked with my bios settings? Now I can’t even run my emulator.
This shit was NOT set to off before. This OS is a virus that fucks with your system. And not in a good way.
I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-
